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Zane met a celebrity today.

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Rachel and I are huge fans of the NBC hit show show, The Office. We have every episode on my Ipod and we’ve watched each one multiple times. Well . . . needless to say, we were super excited when we found out that one of the characters from the show was coming to visit the Jr. High school where I teach. Phyllis Smith, who plays the character, Phyllis Lapin on the show was at JJHS today. You can read her bio here.

Being the huge fans we are (and figuring that Zane will probably one day love the show too), Rachel brought him over to get his picture taken with Phyllis. She held him and cooed over him (as everyone does . . . cause he’s sooo cute, you know!), but she did not autograph his forehead with a Sharpie (as was suggested by many of my students). We talked to her a bit. She’s originally from St. Louis, she used to be a St. Louis Cardinal cheerleader and she’s just a really nice person. If you too are fan of “The Office”, she told us that new episodes would be airing in April.

You can see pictures from Zane’s first celebrity encounter below.

Zane’s 1 month photo shoot

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Zane turned 1 month old on Tuesday of this week so Rachel and I set up the studio equipment and started snapping away. We think he’s getting cuter and cuter with each day, but we’ll let you be the judge.

Below you can see a few of our favorites, or you can Click Here to see all of the pictures from his 1 month session.

Click Here to see all of the pictures from his 1 month session.

Extended paternity leave!

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Because I haven’t posted any entries most of this week, I have several things to catch up with you on.

1. Lots of Ice. My paternity leave was extended this week due to some heavy winter weather. We had a large accumulation of snow and ice that started at the beginning of the week. Click on an image below to enlarge.

I went to work for 2 hours on Monday before all of this started, and then classes have been cancelled ever since. The time off this week has been fine, but this is actually kind of a bummer because we’re going to lose our spring break in order to make up the snow days, but I guess it couldn’t have happened at a better time. I got to spend one more week at home with my little man.

2. TPR court date was this week: Feb. 13 was a very important day for our adoption. As most of you know (if you’ve been reading our adoption story), there were some legal risks associated with Zane’s adoption since we took him home before the termination of parental rights (TPR) was final (risks that we were willing to take in order to bring him home as a newborn and not have him go into temporary foster care). Legally, his birth mother could have changed her mind (even a week or two after Zane’s placement) and asked for him back. Without the paperwork being processed by the court, we would have had to oblige. Granted, we spent some time getting to know her so we were sure that this was not going to happen . . . but it was always still a possibility (how terrible would that have been?). Anyway, that is no longer a concern. The court finalized the TPR on Wednesday of this week. Now we just have to deal with the state of Missouri for the next 6 months. As long as they don’t discover some sort of neglect or unfit home environment, everything should go smoothly (I joked with Rachel that we’ll have to hide the chains and whips in our dungeon every time the social worker comes over. Rachel added that she’s going to have to be careful and not develop a heroin addiction), anyway . . the adoption will be officially final in about 6 months, but the most serious legal risk is now past us.

3. My photography website: I now have a website up and running for my photography business. As many of you know, I’ve been doing photography pretty seriously for the past year or so now – Thanks in large part to our good friends, Beth and Jason St. John who have allowed me to be their daughter’s personal photographer since her birth in Oct. 2006. Thanks also, in part, to Grandma Charlyn (who is a fine photographer herself). The two of us have had many digital photography collaborations from which I’ve benefited immensely. And of course, thanks to my newest inspiration, Zane. Between me and Grandma Winkler, this poor kid is going to have more pictures taken than the president.

Anyway, I like doing this photography thing and I’m not too bad at it so . . . as I often do with most of my hobbies, I’m going to try and make a few bucks off of it (I do need to start a college fund for one little guy in particular you know). So I’ve spent most of my time off this week building my photography website. I’m happy to say it is finished and ready for viewing. Hopefully people will like what they see and it will generate some business.

If you’d like to see it, click here (**NOTE** You may need to enable pop-ups) or on the logo below (the web address is www.tysonzahnerphotography.com). And feel free to send me an e-mail with your thoughts and/or suggestions.

My Photography Website

My Photography Website

Baby Showers and New Pictures

Monday, February 11th, 2008

We had two baby showers this weekend – one on Saturday in Cape and one on Sunday in Perryville. They were really nice (Thank you Beth, Kim, Brandy, Grandma Linda and Grandma Charlyn for putting them together) and it was so nice to get to see everyone. But, honestly . . I’m wiped out!! I think more energy was drained by the showers in those two days than by Zane in the last 3 weeks.

Although I’m tired, I’ve learned a lot in the last two days. Things that I’d like to share with you now:

1. People like babies way more than they like adults – Seriously, everyone has been so generous. We really can’t say, “Thank You” enough. Between friends at work, friends from church, neighbors and all of our other family members and friends who attended the shower (or sent gifts through the mail), we have accumulated so much stuff I don’t know what we’re going to do with all of it. It looks as though I may have to get rid of my grand piano and perhaps one of our vehicles (and maybe even the dog) to make room for everything.

2. The majority of the rest of my life will be spent installing batteries and putting stuff together. I’m pretty sure I spent less time studding, dry-walling, sanding, painting, and finishing my basement than I’ve spent putting toys together in the past week (toys, by the way, that Zane won’t even be able to play with for another couple of months). And what’s up with the batteries. I have to use a screw driver to put in batteries . . . really? I don’t think you should have to get out a toolbox for baby toys (but what do I know).

3. Babies smell good (OK . . . that’s random. But I think they do).

4. Thank God for digital cameras. If I had to spend money developing film for the number of pictures that I’ve taken since Zane was born, we would be filing chapter 13 about now. If you’d like to see the pictures from this past week, they are now on the website. Click here and Enjoy!!

All of our gifts - Thank You!

All of our gifts - Thank You!

Rachel’s new hairstyle: The Mommy-do.

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Anyone who knows Rachel and I at all knows that we’re not the most timely people . . . Uh, sorry. . . correction – anyone who knows me (Tyson), knows that I’m not most timely person. Rachel is actually a very timely person, but unfortunately for her, she comes as a package deal with yours truly. If we’re supposed to be somewhere at 5:00 PM people will usually tell us 4:30 just to make sure we’re on time . . . and that was before we had a kid. Now . . . we don’t even stand a chance. We just live in a state of perpetual lateness. If you want us to be somewhere at 5:00, you’d better tell us Noon (well maybe it’s not that bad . . . but you better give us at least an hour of wiggle room). And don’t expect us to look good when we get there. Rachel never has time to do her hair anymore so she just pulls it back while it’s still wet and this is what we affectionately refer to as “The Mommy-Do”. If it were socially acceptable, I would just leave the house in my underwear. At least we’d be more likely to show up on time.

The Mommy-Do

The "Mommy-Do"

Zane’s got a new dance.

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

So my boy can move. I know he’s not yet a month old, but he’s got a new dance. I call it the poopy squirm and I think it’s going to be sweeping the nation. You’ll see it in all the baby nightclubs within the year (since apparently that’s the time of day when babies are the most active). Granted, he’s moved more by what’s moving inside of him than by the beat of the music, but sometimes I just like to put on some techno music while he’s working it out and pretend that he’s got mad rhythm. Seriously, this kid wiggles so much when he’s working on a number two, he’s hard to hold on to. If I kicked my feet and flailed my body as much as him, I’d wiggle right off the toilet seat.

Is brain damage a normal side effect of parenting?

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Yesterday, Rachel and I were having a conversation when the phone rang and interrupted us. After she hung up, I asked her to continue our conversation and she couldn’t remember what we were talking about . . . and I’m even worse than she is. I’ll just stop talking mid-sentence and have no idea what I was saying. Is this normal? I don’t remember this kind of lunatic behavior a month ago (then again, since the problem is forgetfullness, maybe I’ve always been this way and just don’t remember).

My parents used to say, “just wait ’til you have kids of your own and then you’ll understand”. I always thought that this was just a “parenty” thing that every kid’s mom and dad said. I never actually thought it was true. In fact, I used to make fun of my mother for calling me by 4 other names before she actually got to the right one. She’d call down to my room and it would usually go something like this, “Butch, Tim, I mean . . . Don, No . . . . . Buffy (that was the dog, by the way), TYSON, come up here now”. I thought she was crazy, and now I know our kids are going to think the same thing about us!!!

Nobody gets to hold Zane for the next 3 days.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

My sister, Brandy comes in tonight from New York City. To say that she is anxious to see Zane would be the understatement of the year. He’s been home with us for 2 weeks now and all she’s been able to see of him is what you’ve seen on the web site (pictures, video, etc.). Of everyone in our family, she has been the most excited to see the baby (along with Zane’s grandparents of course), but the poor girl has been stuck out in NYC.

Because she hasn’t seen him in person, she’s addicted to his pictures. In fact, she told us that on the days that I don’t post new pictures on the web site, she has no other way to cope except to go out and buy him stuff. Well, that’s not a very smart way to encourage me to post more pictures, is it? As soon as she said that, I was like, “Alright, no more pictures ’til after Aunt Brandy comes home.” She’s already sent us a pumpkin seat/stroller combo thing and she helped my mom order a Pack ‘n’ Play, so I’m really excited to see what else Zane gets from Brandy’s picture deprivation.

Anyway, Brandy’s flight gets in this evening at 9:30 PM. She is staying at my parents house in Perryville tonight, but has declared that she is coming down first thing Friday morning (I expect she’ll get up around 4:00 AM . . . which would be fine, because I’m sure that Zane will be up then too) and that no one else gets to hold the baby for the rest of the weekend. So if you’re planning on coming to one of the baby showers, good luck prying Zane from the clutches of his Aunt Brandy’s fingers.

Baby Jokes

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

I can’t take credit for the thoughts in today’s entry, but for something a bit different, I thought it would be fun to share some of my favorite baby jokes, anecdotes and pictures.. I hope you enjoy.

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An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
“Well, hit him again,” the child said. “He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”.

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.
The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “Tale of Two Cities” and she gave birth to twins.”
“That?s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the Three Musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets.”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the Forty Thieves!!!”

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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn’t stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was
indeed full.

“Here’s the problem,” the doctor explained. “He just needs to be changed.”

The perplexed father remarked, “But the diaper package specifically says it’s good for up to 10 pounds!”

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Why do people say, “slept like a baby”? They wake up every two hours to cry, poop, pee and spit up.

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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said, “I’ll do the next one.”

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!”

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If American mothers use miniture forks and spoons to feed their babies, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

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A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.

After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?”

“Oh…he is breast fed!”, replied the woman.
“Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says -
“No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds…”Well of course I don’t.”
“I’m his aunt – but I’m SURE GLAD I brought him in!”

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Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”   His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly … and for the same reason.  Very soon they are all full of crap.

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Here are some pictures that you might enjoy.

The proper way to check a diaper.

The proper way to check a diaper.

Another Diaper changing suggestion.

Another Diaper changing suggestion.

New diaper design?

New diaper design?

The first baby shower.

The first baby shower.

A Pediatrician is not a foot doctor.

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Zane had his 2nd apt. with the pediatrician on Friday and according to her, all is going well. She said he’s a good color. At first, I thought she was racist, but then I realized she was referring to his hue and not the fact that he’s caucasian. So that was good. I thought we were going to have to change doctors after only two visits. Anyway, Zane weighed in at 6 lbs, 10 oz. on Friday (10 oz. over his birth weight), but he’s probably up to 6 lbs. 13 oz. by now because he’s a really good eater (yet another similarity to his father). He’s gaining about an ounce a day. At that rate, I figure by March he’ll be in the heavyweight division for baby boxing. (Baby boxing . . . what an interesting idea . . . perhaps someone should pitch that to Michael Vick).

OK, back to the pediatrician thing. For some reason, I can never remember the word “pediatrician” when I’m telling people that we’re taking Zane to the doctor. It’s so embarrassing because I keep wanting to say “podiatrist”. Now I realize that a podiatrist is a foot doctor, but in the moment, for some reason, the word “pediatrician” just won’t come to me. It’s really weird. Perhaps down deep, I’m concerned that Zane actually needs an apt. with a podiatrist. Have you seen his feet? Proportionally, they’re like canoes at the bottom of broom sticks. And his big toe . . . yeesh!! You know when a cartoon character hits his thumb with a hammer and it swells up really big like a balloon and turns red. Well, take away the redness and that’s Zane’s big toe all the time.

OK . . . I’m exaggerating a bit (and I’m going to get in trouble for this post from Zane’s grandmothers), but seriously, he does have unusually big feet for an infant.

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